Sir Morrison
My cat has stolen my Tumblr... but my owner's personal blog can be found here: theonlinedater.tumblr.com
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Video reblogged from Sometimes, I Say Clever Things.
Harvard Baseball Team| “Call Me Maybe”
OH MY GOD
THE LAST GUY THOUGH.
Yeah, I was completely underwhelmed until the last guy.
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Photo reblogged from I'm an OkCupid Moderator
Jaguar cub by Penny Hyde via Facebook
OH MY GOD I WANT IT
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Link reblogged from Keep Laughing :)
Yesterday my mom posted a picture on Facebook of my 5 year old brother Sam wearing a pair of shoes he picked out for his first day of preschool.
She explained to him in the store that they were really made for girls. Sam then told her that he didn’t care and that “ninjas can wear pink shoes too.”
Sam went to preschool and got several compliments on his new shoes. Not one kid said anything negative toward him about it.
However, my mom received about 20 comments on the photo from various family members saying how “wrong” it is and how “things like this will affect him socially” and, put most eloquently by my great aunt, “that shit will turn him gay.”
My mom then deleted the photo and told Sam that he can wear whatever he wants to preschool, that it’s his decision. If he wants to wear pink shoes, he can wear pink shoes.
Sam then explained to her that he didn’t like them because they were pink, he liked them because they were “made out of zebras” and zebras are his favorite animal :)
“Ninjas can wear pink shoes too.”
Best. Explanation. Ever.Those are also super cute shoes.
(Source: batmansbutt)
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Post reblogged from Literary Barbie
So I was thinking about getting back into online dating-it’s been a while since my last disaster of a date.
But then I started following okcupidmoderator and theonlinedater.
I remember why I quit now.
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Video reblogged from Die Laughing Bitch.
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Video reblogged from sex is complicated and people are weird
Marriage Proposal of the Day: The planning! The dorkiness! The tears!
So imperfect it’s perfect.
[thanks, rob!]
oh my god it IS perfect.
this is perfection
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Photo reblogged from Sometimes, I Say Clever Things.
MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NONE if you say no, because I respect your boundaries.
‘CAUSE I’M LONG, AND STRONG
AND I’M DOWN TO GET THE FRICTION ON as long as it’s okay with you. otherwise I’m good with a movie and some tea.SO LADIES, LADIES, IF YOU WANNA ROLL IN MY MERCEDES please let me know ahead of time so that I can plan accordingly
BABY GOT self-respect
OOH BABY I WANNA GET WIT YA, AND TAKE YO PICTURE because you really have lovely eyes
EVEN WHITE BOYS GOT TO SHOUT I love spending time with you.
I’M TIRED OF MAGAZINES SAYIN FLAT BUTTS ARE THE THING because I don’t appreciate mainstream media dictating standards of beauty and desire
I WANT A REAL THICK AND JUICY all beef hamburger and would like to invite you to join me for dinner tonight at around 7.
I AINT TALKIN BOUT PLAYBOY because that magazine degrades women and I don’t read it.
DAMN YOU’S A beautiful person would you like to see me again perhaps for coffee and an intellectual discussion?
